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  1. I'm Not Bald

From the recording Imagine That

Lyrics

I got no hairs upon my head
But that don't mean I'm bald.
All's it means is the daggum things
Don't come when they is called.
I guess they could've left for good
But it still don't mean I'm bald.
A man whose parted with the hair that he started with
Is what I'd rather be called.
Call me Chrome Dome.
Call me Slap Top.
Call me a bowling bowl.
But as a rule, unless you're cruel
You shouldn't call me bald.