Monty Harper

Lyrics

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song

I once sang this song to a zebra on the savanna,
But I don't think he liked it much; he bonked me with a banana!

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song


I once sang this song to a skunk out in the woods,
But I don't think he liked it much; now I don't smell so good!
Everybody pinch your nose like this...

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song

I once sang this song to a great big hairy ape,
But I don't think he liked it much; he shut my mouth with tape!
Everybody tape your mouth shut.

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song

I once sang this song to a penguin and his cohorts,
But I don't think they liked it much; they put wiggly fish down my shorts!
Put a fish down your shorts and get wiggly!

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song

I once sang this song to a shark way out at sea,
But you know what?
I think he kind of liked it; he smiled as he swallowed me!
Everybody grin really big like a well-fed shark.
Let me see those shark teeth!

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song

One more time - This time we'll see how fast we can do it.

It's just a
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song
Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly song