Monty Harper

Lyrics

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I consume more legumes than you've ever seen!

Give me vegetables!
Give me vegetables today!
Don't gunk me up with junk!
Give me vegetables now or get out of my way!

I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
Any crunchy kind of cabbage is the kind I devour!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
If your roots turn up missing, I've been in your 'frigerator!

Give me vegetables!
Give me vegetables today!
Don't gunk me up with junk!
Give me vegetables now or get out of my way!

I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Leave a veggie on the table; I will make it disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Give me vegetables now; I will make them disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...